Daddy’s Little Dividend

Below is a compedium of various characters you are liable to read about here at our blog.
Our current cast of characters (subject to change:)

Lead Players
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The Owl - Moi
See “About Daddy”

The PussyCat - Significant Other
Works for a medium sized Oil/Gas firm downtown. No, really. It’s downtown.
Her co-workers call her the “bionic woman.” I just call her smokin’. Sharp dresser. Smart as a whip and twice as beautiful.

The Kitten - #1 Daughter
Currently holds the official title of Princess Poopie Pants for reasons better left unsaid.
The apple of her parents collective eye and the reason for 2 years of sleep deprivation.

Family Members:
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Mao-Tse-Mama - Mother in Law
Fulltime mama.
In her world, she is the law. 5` tall but packs more power pound for pound than uranium.

Clint - Father in Law
Aircraft Engineer.
Smartest guy I know. Also, the quietest. Hence the name: “Clint” as in “Clint Eastwood”

Tommy Lee Jones - Father
Preacher.
Loves practical jokes. Looks just like Tommy Lee Jones. Bulldogs through everything.

DramaMama - Mom
Preacher’s wife. Writer.
Loves drama. Not acting… DRAMA. E.R. Gilmore Girls, etc. Get it? Ok, maybe not, but I thought it was hilarious.

BananaGirl - Sis in Law
Works for the same O/G firm as the Pussycat. Got PC’s old position when PC moved on up.
Smart but Petulant.

BoxingB - ExBrother-In-Law
All around idiot. Used to work for God but we’re pretty sure he works only for himself now.
Likes to hit people. Particularly his wife (well, before she left him)

Friends:
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Johnny Longfellow - Buddy
Preacher. Pilot. On a mission from God. Wears dark sunglasses. All-around good guy.
Likes to relax. Alot.

Holly Golightly - Mrs. Buddy
Tall, thin and conservative. Under moral turpitude, it reads see: Holly Golightly.
Girlfriend and terrific match for Longfellow.

Batman - Brother in Law to Johnny Longfellow
Photographer.
Droll and quick. A sense of humor as dry as James Bond’s martini. The only man I know who can fall asleep nightly at 6pm.